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History teaches us the mistakes we are going to make. ~Author Unknown



It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 21



A great part of life consists in contemplating what we cannot cure. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons. ~Chinese Proverb



An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ~Henry David Thoreau An early-morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. ~Henry David Thoreau



I sing like I feel. ~Ella Fitzgerald



How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted. ~Walter Scott



Civilization is what makes you sick. ~Paul Gauguin



The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a courtroom, be he any color of the rainbow, but people have a way of carrying their resentments right into a jury box. As you grow older, you'll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don't you forget it - whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash. ~Harper Lee



As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose. ~Author Unknown



My heart filled with love, flowing over with joy, my own little drum that I like to march by! ~Gunda Fijnje-Nolan



Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame. ~Alexander Pope, Epilogue to the Satires, 1738



Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors! ~Louisa May Alcott



Following straight lines shortens distances, and also life. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good for us. ~Socrates



I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at one another. ~Al Oerter



The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. ~Author Unknown



The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. ~Foster's Law



It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block. ~Paul Gauguin It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block. ~Paul Gauguin



Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. ~Roger Babson

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