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When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband. ~Shana Alexander, State-by-State Guide to Women's Legal Rights, 1975



One filled with joy preaches without preaching. ~Mother Teresa



Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel. ~Buffy Sainte-Marie



Next to excellence is the appreciation of it. ~William Makepeace



Flowers often grow more beautifully on dung-hills than in gardens that look beautifully kept. ~Saint Francis de Sales



Painting is just another way of keeping a diary. ~Pablo Picasso



When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. ~Anatole France



The myths about Hades and the gods, though they are pure invention, help to make men virtuous. ~Diodorus Siculus, c. 20 BC



All of us have had the experience of a sudden joy that came when nothing in the world had forewarned us of its coming - a joy so thrilling that if it was born of misery we remembered even the misery with tenderness. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantiere



I do like a little bit of butter to my bread. ~A.A. Milne, When We Were Very Young



Bear ye one another's burdens. ~Galatians 6:2



Basketball is an endurance sport, and you have to learn to control your breath; that's the essence of yoga, too. So, I consciously began using yoga techniques in my practice and playing. I think yoga helped reduce the number and severity of injuries I suffered. As preventative medicine, it's unequaled. ~Kareem Abdul-Jabbar



The age is a vociferous one, and no prophet is without honor who is able to strike an attitude and to speak loud enough to make himself heard. ~Ellen Glasgow



Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that. ~Erich Heller



April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it. ~Lee Trevino



A player who conjugates a verb in the first person singular cannot be part of the squad, he has to conjugate the verb in the first person plural. We. We want to conquer. We are going to conquer. Using the word "I" when you're in a group makes things complicated. ~Wanderley Luxemburgo



As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human things are. ~Joseph Farrell



The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. ~Khalil Gibran



Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine. ~Pat Conroy

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